What’s this podcast all about? Well everything important. And nothing in particular. In between all that, we solve world problems. Micromanage each other’s personal lives. Tell stories. Riff on social and cultural happenings. Predict the future. Mock ignorance wherever we find it. And generally rant, rave and question the things you’re not supposed to talk about in “polite circles” – especially politics, sex, and religion. After seven years of having coffee and great conversations every Friday morning, we thought you might enjoy our chats as much as we did, so we decided to launch this podcast! Join us for an always authentic, hopefully enlightening and entertaining conversation.

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In Vampires vs Zombies, Carl and Mike take a break for their exploration campaign on running for President of the United States to answer some recent viewer questions. They tackle these five mind-bending questions…

 

1) If a vampire bites a zombie and a zombie bites a vampire – what happens in each case?     —Dave Ozolins

2) If you were homeless, what would your sign say?

—Willie Baronet Homeless Advocate at: http://weareallhomeless.blogspot.com

3) Are you and Innie or Outie?

4) What is a question that has no answer?

5) Who let the dog out?

 

Got a question for Carl and Mike? All questions are fair game! To ask your question(s) email: questions [at] carlandmike [dot] net or twitter us @carlandmike

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Direct download: CM5Q29Zombie.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:00am CST

Carl and Mike let loose on the latest presidential politics. Mike falls into the Trump vortex while Hillary loses our support. Conversations on how Trump appeals to our balls, how a possible Trump vs. Sanders general election could come about and dreaming about two brokered political conventions. Plus updates on Prosperity Jesus, an epilogue to our Falling in Love series and this week’s What a Dick award. Leave your air of invincibility at the door, it's time for Carl and Mike!

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Direct download: CM55FreeballinTrumpFNL.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:00am CST

As part of their exploring running for President, Carl and Mike lay out their ideas around healthcare by attempting to answer the following five healthcare questions in just five minutes. 

1) Would you seek to improve Obamacare or replace it?

2) Two out of three Americans are overweight or obese. Is there anything a President can do to address this obesity epidemic?

3) With our aging population there aren't enough Doctors or elderly care providers. How will a Carl and Mike administration tackle this shortage. 

4) Should it be mandatory to vaccinate children against polio, measles and other contagious diseases. If so, how would you handle the anti-vaxxers?

5) An Ebola like virus threatens the U.S. again, how would you contain it? 

Bonus Question: Gray's Anatomy or ER?

Got a question for Carl and Mike? Any question is fair game. Email your questions to: questions@carlandmike.net Or Tweet your question(s) to @carlandmike 

Learn more about Carl and Mike's platform for America at: http://damnthatmakessense.com and if you want to see Carl and Mike go from exploring a run for POTUS to officially running, check out: http://isupportcarlandmike.net

Direct download: CM5Q28Healthcare.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:34pm CST

Carl and Mike are joined by long-time friend Wally Williams, for a threesome. After sharing a little of their history together Wally reminisces on his failed attempts to avoid the Vietnam Draft and his visit a Satanist Church. Plus a conversation on politics and the week that many feel started the real beginning of the 21st Century. And ending with a discussion on the state of advertising and drinking too much tequila. Leave your bromance at the door, it’s time for Carl and Mike!

Direct download: CM3someWally1FNL.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:00am CST

As part of their exploration on whether to run for POTUS, Carl and Mike share the foundation of their economic policy by attempting to answer the following five economic policy questions in just five minutes...

1) How are you going to improve the economy?

2) What’s your stand on taxes?

3) How would you deal with Wall St and Banks that are too big to fail?

4) What can be done about income inequality?

5) How would you handle trade agreements?

 

Learn more about Carl and Mike's platform for America at: http://damnthatmakessense.com and if you want to see Carl and Mike go from exploring a run for POTUS to officially running, check out: http://isupportcarlandmike.net

Got a question for Carl and Mike? All questions are fair game. To ask your question(s) email to: questions@carlandmike.net

 

 

Direct download: CM5Q5M27PresEconomicPolicy.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:38am CST

In Viraliciousness, Carl and Mike talk about the changing media landscape where going viral leads and journalism follows. Plus conversations on dildos on power lines in Portland, the emergence of tattoos and Project Semicolon, latest hairstyles and the “dickishness” of the videographer behind the Planned Parenthood “sting”.

Give Carl and Mike a little #Viraliciousness! Share this episode and their social media posts, tweets and status updates. You can find Carl and Mike just about anywhere on social media. Just search for Carl and Mike! 

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Direct download: CM54ViraliciousnessFNL.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:41pm CST

In the final segment of the Falling In Love trilogy, Carl and Mike answer questions 25-36 of the 36 laboratory tested questions designed to make two people fall in love. Will Carl and Mike fall in love? Will America fall in love with Carl and Mike? All questions are answered here.

Learn more about Carl and Mike's platform for America at: http://damnthatmakessense.com and if you want to see Carl and Mike go from exploring a run for POTUS to officially running, give your support at: http://isupportcarlandmike.net

 

 

Direct download: CM25-36FallingnLoveFNL2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:00am CST

Carl and Mike answer questions 13-24 of 36 laboratory-tested questions that are scientifically proven to make you fall in love. Will Carl and Mike fall in love? Will America fall in love with Carl and Mike? 

Tune into Falling in Love with Carl and Mike for Pt 2 of their three-part odyssey to seduce themselves and America. 

Learn more about Carl and Mike's platform for America at: http://damnthatmakessense.com 

If you want to see Carl and Mike go from exploring a run for POTUS to officially running, give your support at: http://isupportcarlandmike.net

Direct download: CM13-24FallinNLoveFNL-2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:00am CST

Carl and Mike continue to explore the possbility of running for President. In an effort to improve their rankings in the polls, Carl and Mike devise an ingenious way to help America fall in love with them. Instead of an expensive homespun meet the candidate video, they answer 36 laboratory-tested questions that are scientifically proven to make anyone fall in love! In Part 1 they tackle the first twelve questions on their way to secuding themselves and America.

Learn more about Carl and Mike's platform for America at: http://damnthatmakessense.com and if you want to see Carl and Mike go from exploring a run for POTUS to officially running, give your support at: http://isupportcarlandmike.net

 

 

Direct download: CM1-12FallingnLoveFNL2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am CST

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